You’re So Vain, You’ll Probably Think This Pig is About You as Well (Mmm… Marginalia #93)

How can I ever hope to top the vain pig wearing a fashionable hat of weeks past? Perhaps with a pretty princess pig from British Library MS Harley 4379. Not impressed yet? What if I told you the pretty princess pig was playing a harp while stilt-walking?

If this blog were a late eighties movie, “Top That” would’ve been playing in the background of this post the whole time.” And this sentence would be the part where I cross my arms and cock my head to the side and am all “I didn’t think so, sucka.” Because you can’t top that.

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